Dummer was the guy who invented silent velcro. He gave people a modern and hassle free way to put on their clothes. He truly was all things to all men.
Wow, I feel like Bond when I put on my shoes !
Thank you Dummer!
by Bill Carradine November 24, 2006
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Slang for the Hummer GM vehicle brand.
Look at the douchebag driving that Dummer. What rock did he crawl out from under?
by LuvDsun April 12, 2009
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doesn’t know much.
she was dummer than he was
by Aahajshhauausuaja November 22, 2018
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Being the dumbest person on the fucking earth
You are Dummerer
by pj1232 May 16, 2018
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The nickname the Band director gives the percussion section after one or more members does something stupid, such as dropping a stick or mallet or doing something equally heinous.
Band Director: Dean, why didn't you play your drum solo?
Dean: I dropped my sticks.
Band Director: You dummer! How do you expect us to win if you're Mr. Butterfingers?
by bandbunny27 April 28, 2007
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A female who thrives on creating chaos and pain for others.

May cause bodily harm or mental breakdown.
Has been known to slander anyone that crosses her path.

A Mande Dummer is the definition of conniving and brutal. When you meet a Mande you will find charm and excitement as she is readily open to having premarital sex with you.

A Mande will then bombard you with lies upon lies of her victim lifestyle and once you have been sucked into her manipulative tactics, you will wish you had never been born.

A Mande will then use you and throw you away, creating more lies about you, only to make her self look better.

If you come across a Mande Dummer, run the other direction.
Mande Dummer

A female who thrives on creating chaos and pain for others.
Ex: My life was ruined the day I met Mande.

Has been known to slander anyone that crosses her path.
Ex: May cause bodily harm or mental breakdown.

That Mande sure thinks she is all that and a bag of chips.
Ex: When will I escape Mande?
by Danielle Lauzon December 7, 2019
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