Dumbled 

When you just can't compete....on any level....ever, then that person has dumbled upon you.

I sized him up, drove to the basket, and he smacked my shot 14 rows into in crowd. I got dumbled in front of everyone.

I once tried to conjugate and before i could even predicate, that nucka' dumbled me to pieces.

Dumbled by PsiBig February 25, 2011

Dumblewhore 

A particularly old man with an unquenchable thirst for bitches

:Did you see that geezer on the beach with the speedo?
:Oh ya, that dumblewhore was getting some bids

Dumblewhore by Axlle Spy June 2, 2011

Dumbledored'd 

1. To have been out-witted by someone
2. To teach magic to someone
3. Not to be confused with the definition of the word snape'd

Guy 1 - I was just playin' chess right, right? And then out of the blue, I was dumbledored'd!!
Guy 2 - NO WAI

Harry was just dumbledored'd

Dumbledored'd by The Reaper February 19, 2006

dumbledaddy 

An expression used to describe a few hundred year old sex god. Like Professor Dumbledore.

Yeah he was great! A real dumbledaddy!

dumbledaddy by Ishitbricks October 8, 2020

Dumbleteamed 

When two elderly men dress in wizard costumes and have a three way with an underage boy.

"Hey Bill, did you see that little boy over there? He looks like he wants to get Dumbleteamed"

"Sure did, I'll go grab my robes and cast The Summoning Charm on his sweet little ass."

Dumbleteamed by CapN Hairy Nick May 11, 2013

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore 

Albus Dumbledore. The only wizard Voldemort ever feared.

"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was cleverer than you", said Harry, "a better wizard, a better man."

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore by redeft April 25, 2008

DumbleSacredCowWhore 

Someone that is a mixture of a sacred cow as shown in Indian culture and a dumblewhore

Jeff: Oh yeah you're my dumblesacredcowwhore

Britney: Jeff wtf I'm your sister

DumbleSacredCowWhore by Mario Spaghettio's January 7, 2020