Duke Nukum 

The 2.0 name of the original "Duke Nukem" (the first game) in order to avoid a lawsuit with the Captain Planet cartoon show. However Apogee (Today 3D Realms) learned that the name was not copyrighted so they registered it and used it for all future titles.

Gamer 1: I purchased a game called Duke Nukum!
Gamer 2: Did you mean "Duke Nukem"?
Gamer 1: No, it's Duke Nukum.
Gamer 2: Porably a bootleg game.

Duke Nukum by Eduloko December 13, 2014

Duke nukum 

If you typed this in you're dumb. You're most likely looking for duke nukem. Alright dumbass. Go on now, go in with yo' bad self.

Duke nukum: no.

Duke nukem: yes. You're dumb.

Duke nukum by You Are Stupid August 30, 2013

Duke Nukem 

1. Alien Ass Kicker
2. The Man Who Saves Our Chicks

Lets Rock!

Duke Nukem by Steve October 9, 2003

Duke Nukem 

The only person in the universe to kick ass and chew bubble gum at the same time

That's one Doomed space marine...

Duke Nukem by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003

duke nukem 

schwarzenegger-esque video game protagonist, who belittles his opponents with saracastic one liners and insulting moves

Little pig, little pig, let me come in, or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll kick your ass in!

duke nukem by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

Duke nukem forever 

The long delayed sequel to Duke nukem 3D. It was lost in development for over 12 years but when it finally came out it essentially killed the Duke Nukem franchise.

It seems very unlikely that anyone other then hardcore Duke Nukem fans will take much pleasure in this mess of a game and even then only for the nostalgia value of it.

It almost feels like Gearbox, the game company that obtained the rights and "finished" the game, went back threw out all 12 years of previous work and slapped together a 2-bit halo knockoff to rip off the old fanbase and ruin Duke for the new fanbase.

Featuring filler content, platforming puzzles, and crappy game mechanics this is truly a complete mess. It also crossed the very big line between dirty humor and stupid humor more times then I can count. Between the rape jokes and the shit throw (i kid you not it's really in there) it's just not worth the time to play, not to mention the load times are awful even on a high end gaming PC.

They somehow managed to make it to sexist even for Duke, even for DUKE. I didn't even know that was possible.

Another Duke Nukem game has been announced by gearbox, hopefully it will be a masterpiece that saves the franchise but after this god awful performance it's doubtful

Duke and gamer on Duke nukem forever

Duke: Well after 12 fuckin years it better be good.

Gamer: It sucked

Duke: What the fuck did they do wrong?

Gamer: lean over here
*whispers*

Duke: ... fuck the aliens Gearbox unless you do it right this time I'm comin' for you

Duke nukem forever by Blarny September 19, 2012

Duke Nukem 

Alien Asskicker
FEEL THE BURN!

It's time to Kick ass and chew bubblegum... an I'm all outta gum.

Duke Nukem by Duke February 10, 2005