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Duke is a private college located in Durham, NC.The school is prominent in the areas of medicine, and finance, with a respected liberal arts program.Most students at the school hail from well to do families in southern Virginia, Long Island, North Jersey, and the suburbs of Washington DC (VA and MD).Duke is also well known for enrolling a large amount of international students with exotic last names. In particular India and China have become a minor league for future Duke students, as Paragashian or Xiang Huang are the most prevalent last names on campus. The most common first names for males on campus are Skyler, Schmidt, Lance, Bruer, and Graham. Most Caucasian students on campus are descendants of the Hohenzollern and Habsburg monarchs of Germany. Few Catholics are welcome at Duke, but Jews of great wealth are generally encouraged. Graduating students historically have great success finding jobs, with Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan hiring 65% of all undergrads. Dukes location in Durham has never worked well. Since Durham is dominantly black, the wealthy Duke undergraduates often amuse themselves by demeaning the "inferior negroes." The best known example of a Duke student is Andrew Guliani, son of "911 hero/douchebag" Rudy Guliani. Andrew is well known for his expulsion from the men's golf team for: "a series of angry outbursts, including breaking a club, "gunning" the engine of his car, throwing an apple at the face of former teammate and being disrespectful to a trainer."
"Holy shit look at Lance and Bruer wrestle in their boxers on the ground with Schmidty! When these guys are drunk off Samuel Adams Winter Ale, they can make dorm parties at Duke University so much fun.
by Briar Cliff Rough Rider February 07, 2010
A university in Durham, North Carolina that is owned by the University of North Carolina. This is often seen in Men's basketball, in which UNC consistently humiliates Duke.
Duke University: see FAILURE
by ACCFan March 03, 2009
The most overrated basketball school since their championship in 2001. Most recently, last year, heading into a game with Maryland, both teams had the same record, similar Strength of schedule, same conference record. The only difference was, Maryland had beaten Duke earlier in the year, BUT, Duke was ranked 14 and Maryland was unranked. Of course, Maryland dominated as they have done in most all of the head to head games since 2001. I have never met a heterosexual male Duke fan, but how can you blame them, if I went to Duke I'd probably end up with a guy too considering the quality of women attending the school.
Maryland fan-Hey did you watch the game the other night?
Duke University fan- No, I was too busy having gay sex. Who won?
Maryland fan- The team with the better head coach, Gary Williams.
by G-UNIT7 November 19, 2007
An institution of learning which touts itself as being one of the best universities in the country. Also famed for its importunate insulting of The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, which, despite being a public institution that doesn't charge a small fortune in tuition and does not include a minumum of 4 legacy connections as a requirement for admission, maintains a similarly high academic caliber. Employer of Mike Krzyzewski, possibly the spawn of Satan and facilitator of the massacre of his team on their beloved J.J. Redick's senior night, where a primarily first-year UNC roster schooled the player who Duke likes to think is God's gift to basketball. Redick, in true champion style, proceeded to cry like the Dookie that he is, because when a Duke student doesn't get what they want, they only need cry about it and either Mommy, Daddy, or their frat brother will come save them.
Friends don't let friends go to Duke University.

How many Duke University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Three. One to change the lightbulb and two to crack under the pressure.
by UNC>Duke January 04, 2007
a really shitty school in durham north carolina
man duke university got owned by unc yesterday
by Polygon S. May 07, 2007
(aka university of new jersy at durham)universty of rich, stuck up yankee mamma's boys who are extremley stupid but have enough money to buy ther're way into an expensive school. all though they my think they have a good basketball team, all they're team is is a group of fags with no talent whatsoever. also they're baaketball team has they most unfortunate looking coach in the history of ncaa basketball. and what kind of name is Krzyzewski(aka pinch face) anyway?
krzyzewski- ok guys cheese break! (aka time out)
by devil_hater March 27, 2005
A place where Mr.Potters Big News Reigns supreme. And Dan S. carrys the largest penis within a 100 mile radius. A Place where Trent T's presence brings the "Cuban Missile Crisis" to its fruiscion and you must succumb to its glory
You go to duke? You must of had sex with Trent or dan!
by Questos Revenge March 28, 2005