Duffered

When you go to get a cup of coffee and it is the bottom of the pot, then you have to make a new pot and wait for it to be brewed.

Watch this, that pot of coffee is almost out, that guy is going to get Duffered. "Fuck man, I just need a cup of coffee, now I have to make a damn pot, you guys suck!"

by Coffee Bandit January 23, 2018

duffer

a complete idiot

you are acting like a duffer dude.

by Wasif September 1, 2003

duffer

someone who did something stupid or made a stupid mistake

kid cries: "awww mummy i fell over!"
mum: "aww its alright you silly duffer!"

by thurgoona April 22, 2010

duffer

A poor golfer who continues to play often even though he can't hit the ball

Look at that duffer; he's already taken 8 strokes on the hole.

by Dan Stearns June 2, 2005

duffer

The Designated Ugly Fat Friend found in a group of girls out on the town. She may be a Cockblocker unless your group of guys has someone drunk enough to take her attention away from ruining your night.

"Hey Joe, you take care of the DUFFer so I can get to the hot one."

"Dude, why do I always have to do that?"

by Cretin March 27, 2004

duffer

duffer - the designated ugly fat friend

why do all the hot girls hang out with duffers

by andrew January 12, 2005

Duffers

1. An expression to refer to those Americans who live unexciting or unexotic existences. Typically used by truckers, construction workers, or others whose livelihoods aren't geographically dictated.

2. Boring middle class white people who live in suburbs.

Sam: All they do is bitch about their commute.
Bob: Of course. They're duffers. That's what they do. That's their biggest problem.

by mathias83 March 12, 2008