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silly duffer 

Used to describe a retarded mountain goat but can be used to discipline small children
"Oh Dave your child is such a silly duffer"
silly duffer by Dickmyeat September 8, 2015

silly duffer brother 

"silly duffer brother" or "SDB" for short can be used as a noun or adjective to describe an extremely idiotic person (also a nitwit or fool) or an extremely idiotic action.

SDB combines Aussie slang (duffer) and incorporates a reference to the world renowned Duffer Brothers (American twin brothers who write and direct science fiction films, horror films and television shows - including Stranger Things).
Girlfriend: "I can't find my phone again!"
Boyfriend: "It's in your hand you silly duffer brother (SDB)!"

MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN

THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP

Duffers' Syndrome 

A slang term for the very serious medical condition duphershypertrophy whereby the sufferer acquires over time excessive fatty tissues to the nasal region, giving the patient the not unpleasant features of a gnomish looking fellow; rosy cheeks from the strain of holding one's nose up all day, at times somewhat gormless facial expressions (which can be attributed to the drag-factor but more often can lead an innocent bystander unaware of the condition to conclude that the sufferer is possibly some sort of simpleton) and of course the ever-expanding, bulbous nose which grows and grows like in that fable about the enormous turnip...

Prognosis: Not good; rhinoplasty recommended.
What are you doing resting your nose on that snooker cue? Have you got Duffers' Syndrome or something?
Duffers' Syndrome by Mouldy123 April 3, 2011

duffee stain 

verb: the act of having a greasy face and falling asleep on the window of a charter bus, then waking in the morning to a beautiful stain full of various volumes, shades and colors of face grease.
"Holy shit, did you see the duffee stain in the back seat window this morning? It was awesome"
duffee stain by Dr, Stephen Pepper February 25, 2009
1. An expression to refer to those Americans who live unexciting or unexotic existences. Typically used by truckers, construction workers, or others whose livelihoods aren't geographically dictated.

2. Boring middle class white people who live in suburbs.
Sam: All they do is bitch about their commute.
Bob: Of course. They're duffers. That's what they do. That's their biggest problem.
Duffers by mathias83 March 12, 2008