Another unecessarily crass alternative to 'Wow'. It's along the same lines as 'I'll be damned' or 'Holy Shit!' but a little more unique. It has a good ring to it thanks to rhyming a bit and it's novelty.
by eatsleepobey December 18, 2009
When you are in a public bathroom taking a shit and someone else comes in and takes a nasty shit and leaves before you get done. You end up getting blamed for it by everyone that comes in after that.
"Man, I was at work taking a shit and Billy came in the next stall and dropped a bomb and left. When I walked out everybody thought it was me. I was a shitting duck."
by kingofpc August 16, 2009
A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.
by MaggotHoles August 1, 2018
Bob - Did you fuck her?
John - Yeah I got to duck the shit out of her
Bob - ?????
John - I fucked her til her vagina quacked like a duck
John - Yeah I got to duck the shit out of her
Bob - ?????
John - I fucked her til her vagina quacked like a duck
by dducker December 8, 2011
a golden duck statue that you shoved up your friends ass without consent.
It is often used as an insult for people who are really annoying, musty af or both
It is often used as an insult for people who are really annoying, musty af or both
by perfectattic December 1, 2022