2 definitions by MaggotHoles
A term used for when you are angry and upset about something, but it is for a good reason or something that seems, as in the term, justifiable.
Person 1: So of COURSE Lindsey decides, 'oh, I should totally go downstairs WITHOUT the group and wander around looking at the fucking whales, causing my group to be twenty minutes late back to the bus!'
Person 2: That's justifiable salt right there.
Person 1: I KNOW! SHE'S SO STUPID!
Person 2: That's justifiable salt right there.
Person 1: I KNOW! SHE'S SO STUPID!
by MaggotHoles February 12, 2018
A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.
by MaggotHoles August 1, 2018