5 definitions by eatsleepobey

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Sometimes a simple FUCK YOU isn't enough. In the most violent fits of verbal rage things like morals, ideals, and at times even sexual preference get thrown aside to make room for the worst insult possible.

A man telling another man that he will fuck him faggot is quite possibly the end all to insults. Just the thought of being fucked up your asshole until you start liking it is enough to make most men tuck their dicks between their legs and abandon the argument or beef.

Can also be used like:

He fucked me faggot, I got fucked faggot, did you hear about the guy Jim fucked? He's faggot now.
Dick: "I had a good time fucking your wife"

Peter: "I'll fuck you faggot."

Dick: "Wow, you're gay? Why are you married then?"

Peter: "I'm not gay motherfucker, and to prove it I'll fuck you on your back so you can see in my face how much I'm not enjoying it."
by eatsleepobey March 23, 2009
An smoking hot underage asian girl, jailbait so irresistible that it is all but guaranteed to land you in the slammer for some 'hard' time.
Bob - Did you hear about that party tonight at doug's place?

Rick - Yeah, there are supposed to be a bunch of underasians there..
by eatsleepobey December 18, 2009
Not everyone has the time to say everything they mean, why not kill two birds with one stone? Or in this case throw a handful of jagged rocks as hard as you can into a small pen filled with ducklings.

"Are you faggot" is a way of asking someone if they are serious while simultaneously calling them a faggot.

Ben and JP are playing pingpong and it is a close game, Ben gets faggoted when one of JP's serves just nicks the edge of the table resulting in a loss.

Ben: "Are you faggot?"
by eatsleepobey March 23, 2009
FPS gamer lingo for a tactic employed by campers in which they peek around a corner then jump back repeatedly. There is most likely a peekaboo corner on most maps.
Jeff - Wow, you died quick..

Brett - Yeah, they got me around peekaboo corner.
by eatsleepobey December 18, 2009
Another unecessarily crass alternative to 'Wow'. It's along the same lines as 'I'll be damned' or 'Holy Shit!' but a little more unique. It has a good ring to it thanks to rhyming a bit and it's novelty.
Chad - Whoa, he actually made it!

Dan - Well dip me in duck shit, I figured there was no way..
by eatsleepobey December 18, 2009
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