The type of girl that sleeps around but can't ever seem get wet and, out of her own insecurity that she is sexually deformed, always blames it on the guy. Her serious denial forces her to intentionally never have any kind of lubricant available. Most commonly stems from some sort of deep seeded 'Daddy Issues'.
I fucked a dryer last night and now I have an Indian Burn on my dick!
1. A machine used to spin clothes around and blow hot air on them until they have no water left on them.
2. Something Emppu Vuorinen of Nightwish can sometimes be found in.
3. When you are the least wet of a group.
I have to put this load of laundry in the dryer.
Did you see that hilarious picture of Emppu in the dryer?
Haha, you got hit with more water balloons than me! I'm so much dryer than you!