Drydenitis

Engaging in the act of masturbating with dish soap causing your nut sack to dry out, turn red & peel.

"Damn it Mike, stop using dish soap while wacking off..... Now you have Drydenitis."

by Coonetta September 18, 2008

dryden

1. When an individual believes he is right but is actually wrong.

Admit you are a dryden and that nerds are socially inept.

by tehspark August 31, 2015

dirty dryden

A homosexual fat man who jacks of to gay midget porn and wears cum socks in public.

I hate my ex so much, he is a dirty Dryden.

by Karen10463 April 19, 2020

ben dryden

One of the biggest simps known to man also likes to suck on coles penis daily

Ben Dryden really does like to suck coles dick

by CumDaddi April 19, 2020

kyron dryden

Australian boxing God

“Kyron Drydens Instagram is lit, man”

by AlyAngelicCoutu September 7, 2018

dryden

he's a very tall handsome guy who practically lives a normal life but probably has diabetes and sleeps all day and games all night for the most part. Probably has a hot mom and no dad. He's always late for school

hey look it's dryden that creature

by definitaly not liam December 15, 2022

Dryden

A very nice, sweet, sexy kid that has the biggest dick and is very fit. He can also get all them bitches with a snap of a finger! any girl you know would want to fuck him and have a nice juicy creampie oozing out.

oh also he will beat the shit out of any faggots who wanna suck his dick, his least favourite thing is gay people because they are weird and creepy and have AIDS and shit like that.

'OH MY GOD is that DRYDEN? He's SO hot!! I wanna suck his dick so badly! I bet I will because I'm hot too!'
'I wish i could fuck Dryden, to bad I'm gay he will probably smash my face into a wall because he hates us fags.'

by dryguychickenfry November 2, 2018