Dry Mop

When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.

Ann and I were so hammered last night she had to dry mop for 20 minutes before we could fuck.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

Dry Mop

When you go to the beach and get your nuts all sandy and then go home and rub your sandy ass nuts all over your girls face.

"I'll be right back, I'm goin to the beach then you about to get a dry mop, DAMN!"

by Nick McJesusman and Tom McCrackaracka April 5, 2005

Dry Mopping

The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).

Greg got really hammered and passed out on the couch night so the dry mopping commenced.

by MarzRoidRage February 28, 2018

Dry mopping

The art of ejaculating on a mate and essentially “mopping” it up with your testicles

She was so kinky, so I finished her off by dry mopping her.

by Atheist.christian March 11, 2018