Dry Mop

When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.

Ann and I were so hammered last night she had to dry mop for 20 minutes before we could fuck.

Dry Mop by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

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Dry Mop

When you go to the beach and get your nuts all sandy and then go home and rub your sandy ass nuts all over your girls face.

"I'll be right back, I'm goin to the beach then you about to get a dry mop, DAMN!"

Dry Mop by Nick McJesusman and Tom McCrackaracka April 5, 2005

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Dry Mopping

The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).

Greg got really hammered and passed out on the couch night so the dry mopping commenced.

Dry Mopping by MarzRoidRage February 28, 2018

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Dry mopping

The art of ejaculating on a mate and essentially “mopping” it up with your testicles

She was so kinky, so I finished her off by dry mopping her.

Dry mopping by Atheist.christian March 11, 2018

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Drymop

When someone feels to lazy to mop after he has finished sweeping, and just skips the mopping part of the job.

That immigrant wanted to get out of the sweatshop early, so he decided to quickly drymop to area.

Drymop by Jake McDonald July 16, 2005

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