Victim: 'Yeah, so
the other night my brother tried to beat me with a tire iron.'
Friend of Victim: 'Why'd he do that?'
Victim: 'I dunno. He was really drunk.'
Friend of Victim: 'Yeah, and
you guys normally get along so well.'
Victim: 'Well I guess he's prone to drunkfrontations once he's had a few too many beers.'