Giving a guy a blow job while drinking whiskey off his cock.
Damn man, I was so slobbernockered I gave drunken blumpkin.
by Tdiddy83 February 2, 2016
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Somewhat like golden showers, but unintentional; the act of being urinated on while in bed with a passed-out drunk.
by ABDL2023 August 1, 2023
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Sloppy drunk talk that only makes sense to a drunk person but not to a sober person.
The two brothers were really drunk and talking drunken jiberish. Nobody had any idea what they were saying or laughing about.
by jimmybomm July 15, 2022
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Drinking wine, alone in a bathtub, while crying. Usually named Lee B.
Lee was being a drunken mermaid yesterday.
by Bran G February 16, 2020
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A bed, shower, or anywhere else you would put somebody too drunk to take care of themselves because nobody really wants to babysit their drunk ass.
Brent has had like ten shots, somebody put him in the drunken time-out so we can get back to drinking.
by G Dubya August 13, 2008
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1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."

Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
by lavish April 4, 2014
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when you have had a decent amount to drink that your cheeks get super flushed.
“I have the drunken rosé-cha coming on with the glasses of wine I’ve had”
by Ecinreb February 10, 2021
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