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Drunk minute

A unit of time that varies in length, in direct proportion to how drunk the person who just told you "In a minute" is, i.e. the drunker they are the longer it will be before they get to it.
Ben said he'd be here in a minute, but it's been half an hour. I guess he meant "in a drunk minute."
by Ward Indigo September 15, 2009
mugGet the Drunk minutemug.

drunk ten minutes

a time range varying anywhere from 30 seconds to 45 minutes. named for the inability of drunk people to accurately keep track of time.
Jerry: hey dude, we're leaving. do you need a ride?

Tony: yea man, just gimme a drunk ten minutes. i need to finish this drink.
by sotrue_2 November 16, 2009
mugGet the drunk ten minutesmug.

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