Drunk Tab 

An imaginary tab that never gets paid, only added to when you get drunk. Add anything to it!

"You punched the bouncer last night?!"
"Oh yeah, just put it on my drunk tab"

"You slept with ... ?"
"Put it on the drunk tab!"

Drunk Tab by ae17 December 26, 2012

Tab Energy Drink

An energy drink made especially for girls. It increases female hormone levels. NOT FOR GUYS TO DRINK. If consumed by a guy, be sure to see your doctor ASAP. I'm not even kidding. If you don't visit your doctor, you will turn into a girl! Stupid idiot, why do you think the bottle is pink?

John drank Tab Energy Drink; now he's Joanne. What an idiot.

Tab Energy Drink by Soid January 20, 2007

Drink you under the table 

To retain some relative cognitive abilities and coordination while those who attempt to keep up end up on the floor. Preferably underneath the table you are sitting at.

You US military boys think you know what alcohol tolerance is. University students would drink you under the table.

Drink you under the table by gammaradiation June 18, 2011

drink someone under the table 

1) To continue drinking and remain sober after one's companion has completely passed out inebriated.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.

Damn, Mark's girlfriend really teased the hell out of him last night! When the two were having some fine champagne and were playing to see who falls drunk first, she fucking drank him under the table! And moments later, she LITERALLY drank him under the table while he was still out wasted!





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

drink someone under the table by Mark H June 1, 2005