The art of returning home and climbing on your (sober) girl to act like a porn star after an excessive night of drinking.
by G November 26, 2003
To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.
"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."
by Don Heflin March 22, 2022