Drunk Dice 

A drinking game played with dice, a wall, and your friends(and hazards, like shot glasses, sink and they drink). The highest two rollers don't drink, the rest do. Doubles mean everyone besides the roller drinks twice and gets to roll again. If 2 doubles in a row- 4 drinks and so on. Players are referred to as asshole(s) and watchers are called bitch(es). Failing to do so results in drinking.
Add rules every round

That Drunk Dice game got me fucked up last night.

Drunk Dice by SirWilliam0101 December 16, 2008

drunk dice 

very similiar to a drunk say but in spanish! (dice means say en espanol) almost if not more hilarious than a drunk say.

guy: te quiero
girl: you wish
guy b: what a drunk dice

drunk dice by Grant the lurker July 23, 2007

Drunkvice

When a drunk person gives you advice. It's usually cynical and incoherent, but you better act like you understand/agree with everything they're saying, unless you feel like arguing in circles for a few hours. Those who drunkvise can get pretty angry when their drunkvice isn't accepted as pure genius. People most prone to drunkvising are parents, know-it-alls, authors, egotistical douchebags, and probably Kanye West.

Liam: Because you know, that's life, you don't eat where you shit and you don't feed the bite that handles you...otherwise.... you'll TOTALLY get fucked but not..not in the good way. Like....Shatner. You know? Yah you know.

Doug: Watch out you guys, Liam is giving drunkvice again.

Drunkvice by Tellikins June 23, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016