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dumpster-diving 

(verb) The act of entering garbage dumpsters, often those closest to stores and grocers, in the hopes of finding and procuring food and/or merchandise that has been thrown away by the businesses. Acquired items are then either consumed or resold for profit. Possibly illegal in some states, dumpster diving has been given a bad wrap because of some divers lack of decent, courteous etiquette (i.e. throwing trash out of the dumpster and then never putting it back in the dumpster when finished.
Sometimes D.I. and Tonya would hit the jackpot when they went dumpster-diving. Why one night D.I. acquired a leather coat that the slick little bastard resold for some three-figured amount. Though frowned upon by some, dumpster diving could pay off beaucoup on some evenings.
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Branch Drumphidian

Cult of Trump Defending Trump MAGA KAG Keep America Great Trump Orange Orange Messiah PresidentDrumph 2020
A Branch Drumphidian will defend their Orange Messiah no matter what; they will follow him into the depths of hell

Dumpstick 

Noun: A dildo used by gay males for anal play that becomes covered with traces of fecal matter.
Joe: Hey Frank, I want to go to town on your butt with our new dildo!

Frank: Are you crazy? We had dinner at Taco Bell! It would be a dumpstick disaster!
Dumpstick by Remodeler64112 November 13, 2017

Drumpf eater 

Someone so infatuated with the fake wealth and prestige of a pathological liar that s/he routinely bends over to inhale the liar's many drumpfs.
KellyAnne almost fainted, but said she was fine, just took in too many drumpfs this morning. I had no idea she was such a drumpf eater.
Drumpf eater by ciabrat January 26, 2017

dumpster pump

when two gay men sodomize each other in a back alley, commonly done wearing roller blades.
Oh look! There’s Joe Rogan dumpster pumping with Alex Jones!
dumpster pump by John graham April 9, 2019

BRANCH DRUMPHIDIANS 

Branch Drumphidians - The cult of Trump. He proclaimed to "love the poorly educated" - well they are sticking with him.

A Branch Drumphidian will always defend their Orange Messiah. They will follow him into the depths of hell.
Trump has been impeached twice, has two criminal indictments and 37 Federal charges but a Branch Drumphidian will still defend him. Oh, those brainwashed Branch Drumphidians.

dumpstrosity 

a crap that is so gigantic and terrible, it clogs the toilet and can be smelled from three blocks away
After winning the chili-eating contest, I barely made it to the bathroom to drop the dumpstrosity coming out of my ass.
dumpstrosity by werdsmith April 9, 2009