Drumping Verb- When someone gets so drunk they start humping you uncontrollably, usually ends with termination of the friendship and/or restraining orders, depending on the circumstances of the relationship.

If your dad Drumps you then it's a different story.
1.Aaron, you have a drinking problem, that's the third time this week you've tried to Drump me, not cool bitch.

2. Let's walk around the park, that homeless guy is always Drumping random people... I don't want to buy new pants again
by Nordic _Thunder October 28, 2008
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Singular, noun: the shit you take a day after anal intercourse. A heavily self-involved and painful bowel movement, leading you to believe it to be substantial yet ultimately unsatisfyingly small and depressingly messy to clean up. Often leaves you feeling unsettled and even angry you had to take your pants off for this. Not to be confused with santorum, though the feces is often preceeded by or covered in santorum.

Alternatives: TDrump, DJTrump
Man, I just took the most depressing drump.
You’re about as exciting as a drump after a barcelona circuit party.
I just took a drump at my boyfriend’s house, I feel like i need to shower.

I’m sorry I got drump stains on your toilet, but thanks for last night!
Why is my tdrump orange?
by donaldjtrump October 19, 2017
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A word that has absolutely no meaning. When used correctly, is a good silence breaker.

When said as a silence breaker, add more emphasis on the "rump".
Adam: Hey everyone, meet Laura. Laura is an abortionist.

(Silence)

James: Drump.
by Ralph Rottenburgh August 6, 2008
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One who behaves like Donald Trump. Generally considered an insult, as he usually makes a fool of himself, says offensive things, and states opinions as if they were truth. Can be considered a combination of "dumb" and "rump".
"Stop being such a drump, or we're going to have to throw you out. We don't tolerate that kind of behavior here!"
by Pezican December 2, 2015
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I wanted to drump that skank all night at the dance.
by treats9q23874 September 6, 2009
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The time-honored tradition of practicing the Drums whilst sitting on the Toilet. Whether you are taking a #1, #2, or none of the above is up to you.

Note: This act requires that you first set up a drum set around your Crapper.
What's all the commotion?

Oh, that's just Travis. He's taking a Drump
by bogdog8921 November 22, 2010
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We weren't ready for sex, so we just drumped.
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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