drop the soap

An utterly hilarious Bob Rivers song parody of "Rock the Boat" (1973) by The Hues Corporation.

And no, it's all an urban legend. It's perfectly safe to drop the soap in the prison showers. It's just not safe to pick up the soap after... the jail showers are disgusting and you really don't want to know what's down there.

Ever since this prison term began
My tush has lived in fear of some big hairy man
And I'm nervous hanging out with these thugs and thieves
They're looking for a quiet place to corner me

I hope that I get out on probation
Before someone in that washroom gives me love deviation

So I'd like to know if
You get the notion
If I touch my toes will
You get the lotion
And I'd like to know when
You make a motion
And I'd like the guard to
Hear the commotion

Drop the soap
Don't drop the soap baby
Drop the soap
Not safe to bend over
Drop the soap
Don't tap my butt, bubba
Drop the soap...

by bitchuck October 22, 2023

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When two men in prison are interested in a sexually intimate relationship, they decide to drop the soap so that one man can come behind like donkey and insert his schlong into the other man's anal cavity.

Drop the Soap: Joey dropped the soap in the showers at the school's gym and coach Dobson came behind like donkey and committed the deed.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

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in jail, men have showers together. to drop the soap is to bend over so the man near you can give you a screw

my friend daniel does it all the time

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

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Dropping the soap

The unfortunate occurrence when a prison inmate drops the soap in the shower. As they bend down to reach for the soap, they are forcibly penetrated in the ass by a horny, desperate inmate behind them. Thats why you shouldn't go to jail, kiddies!

Inmate: Ooops! I dropped the soap! I sure hope a big, strong, black man doesn't do me up the butt! Teehee!
*Bends down to grab the soap in a seductive manner and gets buttsexed*
Inmate: mmmm, dropping the soap is so fun!

by Dropthesoaptrolol June 22, 2011

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What not to do when you are taking a shower in Prison, because you will have to bend over to pick it up and if you're not quick enough, you will get anally raped by a fellow inmate.

Man, that guy is so dumb that he was voted among his classmates as most likely to drop the soap.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 15, 2021

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