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Lancing the Dragon 

The act of sticking a smoothed metal rod into the male urethra during masturbation. Sexual self-catheterization.
Harry was lancing the dragon last night at one of those freaky sex parties

Dragonlance 

Very interesting series of fantasy novels. Based in the world of Krynn, Elves, Dwarves and Humans are merely the beginnings of the fun. With great authors, this series has evolved into a fiction of it's own.
Dragonlance by Greg April 13, 2004

Dragonlancer 

BIGGEST NOOB EVER CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RING OF REGEN AND RING OF PROTECTION kakakak !!
Dragonlancer: waht shold i byu for ms????
Magiotehgreat: Nub.
Dragonlancer: me???
Magiotehgreat: Yes.
Dragonlancer: oh..... OK!!
Dragonlancer by hawt April 12, 2005

dragonlance 

Commonly known as a Fantasy series or roleplaying setting, the term actually originated as a testosterone spawned "contest" among certain "gaming" peoples.
My Dragonlance is SO bigger than yours!
Wait 'til you see my staff of Magius.
dragonlance by Yon Callibrator November 16, 2004

dragonlance 

A truly shitty, pathetic, and semi-literate bunch of "D&D" books that are more about marketing and cheap rp games than they are about REAL fanatasy. Fantasy cliches and horribly bad writing abound in this commercial wreck, I wouldn't read this crap if my life depended on it...If you want to read
GOOD fantasy pick up George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series or Robin Hobbs books...And they ARENT D&D so all you n00bs can suck my dick.
Dragonlancefan:Cool, the new dragonlance book is out!
LEET:Don't you think it odd no Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman novel has good reviews from any reputable publisher or science fiction magazine?
Dragonlancefan:Wow my level 29 half-elf bard just upgraded his armor by 19648 pts with a Crimson Crystal!
dragonlance by Velvet January 5, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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