The sudden breeze from a bathroom after a person opens the door when finished pooping. Usually resembles the smell of poop.
by ShawnDiesel October 16, 2010
This is a technique used to navigate large dense crowds, such as those witnessed at large-scale sporting events, or other venues like airports, concerts, and wedding receptions. The technique employs a method not unlike that used in professional racing. To "people draft", you walk behind a person (usually, but not always, a friend) that clears the way for you to travel the same path - yet using less energy to do so. The lead person uses more energy as people move out of the way because they are: 1) warned by verbal and visual cues or 2) are slightly bumped (or in some cases, blatantly pushed) out of the way. Being in the draft position is optimum in most cases - especially if any of the debris (people) become angry that they were pushed - as you can keep your involvement with this debris minimal.
Dude, I was at the carnival chasing after this hot young naughty that had gotten separated from her friends. After a while, I realized I was simply people drafting her, but that was okay because her behind was extremely easy on the eyes. I finally caught up to her and we made it happen.
Steve is the best to people draft behind, because that dude is so fat and has no fear of the debris.
Steve is the best to people draft behind, because that dude is so fat and has no fear of the debris.
by Chapin November 20, 2006
"But I'm in love with someone else, doesn't that bother you?" -girl
"Well obviously that wasn't my draft pick" -guy
"Well obviously that wasn't my draft pick" -guy
by MrZero August 24, 2010
a fat lazy shit who does nothing but finger himself and fap to porn all day nonstop and does jack shit until 4 am
by cheeseman2020 June 9, 2020
One who avoids mandatory military service by leaving the country or securing a questionable deferrment.
GW Bush used his dad's connections to get into the Texas Air National Guard during Vietnam (and subsequently went AWOL.) Therefore, he is a draft dodger.
by inkdrinker December 26, 2003
Perfect day to boss up. It's Draft Day!
by draftday1121 April 22, 2021
Trauma drafting is when you follow loosely behind an ambulance, fire truck, or other emergency vechicle who's sirens are on to catch the green lights that they've turned in their favor and take advantage of the fact that everyone in front of them has pulled over.
Husband: "Wow- You made it home in record time!"
Wife: "Yeah, I was trauma drafting all the way down University Ave. I think there's a fire or something down the street."
Wife: "Yeah, I was trauma drafting all the way down University Ave. I think there's a fire or something down the street."
by starsatnoon February 19, 2010