kid: mommy, will you buy me a dr. pepper?
mother: no son, we are too poor. how about i buy you a dr. skipper instead?
mother: no son, we are too poor. how about i buy you a dr. skipper instead?
by skin May 17, 2005
by Croquet Martini May 4, 2005
If you find that your pathetic collection of nickles and dimes is hardly enough for a much needed can/bottle/2 litter of Dr. Pepper, never fear! The inovative minds of Safeway Select have created for us Dr. Skipper. A name so delightfully familiar that we know what it's supposed to be a rip off of, yet still safe from the snapping jaws of soda company attourneys. You may find the price to be narly.
Warning: Driking Dr. Skipper warm may not result in a pleasuable expiriance.
Warning: Driking Dr. Skipper warm may not result in a pleasuable expiriance.
"Hey guys, I searched the couch cushions today, how's about I spring for a two litter of Dr. Skipper!"
"Sure, sounds grand!"
"Thanks man, you're narly to the max"
"Sure, sounds grand!"
"Thanks man, you're narly to the max"
by fondoo July 14, 2005
by LC Skipper May 17, 2007
A Safeway bootleg bargain-basement knock-off generic drink that appears to be a xeroxed watered-down Dr. Pepper... but it really actually tastes more like a slightly watery Mr. Pibb---which also tastes like a Dr. Pepper rip-off.
Eh... it has it's charm.
Eh... it has it's charm.
I can't afford a can of Dr. Pepper. How about a two-liter jug of Dr. Skipper?
Dr. Skipper?!? He's a quack!!!
Dr. Skipper?!? He's a quack!!!
by ALL THAT DAMN DUDE TALK October 25, 2018