Top Definition
1. Windows operating system
2. To fall asleep
1. d00d i hate doze.. windoze that is.
2. I dozed off in Geometry class..
by Ben February 19, 2005
6 more definitions
Microsoft Windows, the operating system.
The computers crashed a lot since they were all running doze.
by cazort September 15, 2003

A doze is someone who is quite forgetful, says odd things, or looks very confused.

also someone who wears there tshirt inside out without realising.
Matt: Lol check ross, he is just pure doze
Mike: why so matthew?
Matt: His T-shirt is inside out and he is doing his maths oblivious to everything!
Mike: Good eye you have matt, well done, ross is a doze!
ross(doze): OW THAT NIPS!
by soofking September 08, 2010
A person who looks confused, doesn't understand the simplest things for a short period, or says stupid things without thinking.
*trying to decide what Ross should get on his school hoodie*

Matt: Get "Rossalicious"!

Ross: No *laughs in a very dozey fashion*

Andy: Get "Rosserific"

Ross: No

Matt: Get "Rossasaurus"

Ross I don't like dinosaurs!

*Everyone laughs at how dozey Ross is*
by bonerfied November 27, 2010
A rad graffiti artist from Salt Spring Island.Not to be confused with doze green-one of graffiti's founding fathers.
"did you see that shit doze did the other day...yeah hes so tight...i want to sex him up"-solange
by bluejackson January 07, 2008
Short for chrondozer/dank.
'You got any doze?'
'Nah, just smizzled, hella blitzed now...'
by ngg December 16, 2006
when youre fucking someone up the ass and they have to take a dump, but you keep going and the shit on your wiener.
did you hear that anna got dozed last weekend?
by HalishDavenport January 06, 2006

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