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8.
Doylestown - a quiet suburb on the outside, an underworld of overprivilaged, strung out drunk middle school brats on the inside. Filled with useless teenieboppers, it is impossible to walk through Doylestown without getting approached by a teen with money their mother gave them - "Can you buy me cigarettes? I'll give you ten dollars for a pack." With starbucks as the gathering point, cigarette puffing teenagers are shuffled through the streets by toolbag cop "lingo".
Doylestown Girl: Can I bum a cig off you?
Me: How old are you? 12?
Girl: Actually I just turned 13.
by Tyler Purcell June 10, 2008
 
9.
n. A place for kids who think they're pretty fucking badass, but aren't. In reference to the other definitions citing how everyone in D-town gets drunk, has parties, and there's a drug dealer on every corner- welcome to the world. You should check out New York- it'll blow your mind. In fact, my drug dealer is pretty damn friendly and doesn't even sell crack, as any real drug dealer would. You know you're in a safe and pretty un-corrupt neighborhood when your dealer isn't packing. Sure, the girls here are mostly drug sluts, and the guys are pretty sleazy, but the real corruption in Doylestown doesn't come from the local potheads, but rather from the rich yuppy tourists who invade our streets like a plague, looking with scorn on us who live here while sipping their non-fat lattes and shopping for hundred dollar shoes. The police serve to further these assholes' power by aggressively ushering local kids off the sidewalks. The rich bastards contaminating Doylestown and destroying Bucks Country with their crappy tin development houses are in for a shock when the Doylestown Communists begin the revolution.
"Shit man, I'm so badass, I live in Doylestown and I can buy pot foshizzle, shit, yo!"
"Shut up, Ernest, you're white and you live in a $600,000 house. Plus we'd have to get mom to drive us there en route to her hair appointment and that'd stress her out to the point of taking her Valium, when she'll notice half of it is gone."
by anti-social socialist March 20, 2005
 
10.
All you people spend too much time speculating on our town. We never asked for this reputation, we never thought Doylestown was anything special until people would come here and tell us. We are just normal kids, growing up in a normal town, it just so happens that we have more money than most. So get over it. Stop writting about and giving it more attention than it deserves. The press gives Doylestown enough attention as it is, you don't need to add to it. Just let it go, let us go on our rich, selfish, "new money", "uneducated mother" ways, as all you fuckin idiots like to think of us. You can insult us as much as you want. It doesn't matter, becuase when it comes down to it, you would live here if you could.
"Go write something about your own town"
"It's getting old."
"Kiki, take the 611 bypass it will make us look bad if you even come through our town."

PEACE
by I'mDeep March 10, 2005
 
11.
A small town (but not as small as other towns in bucks county) where all the kids from Perkasie, Sellersville, Warminster, and other surrounding towns come to hang out and laugh at all the yuppie assholes that live there. You can pay 4 bucks for a cup of coffee at Starbucks, and all while watching people inside thinking that they are experiencing culture. Siren Records is probably the best store there, and the punk shows there can be kickass. You can get pot or alcohol if you want, but it's usually from some kid who's not old enough to sell drugs. An alright town despite all the yuppie teenagers who think that they're the shit cuz mommy and daddy give them endless amounts of cash to buy drugs. It's really not a bad place, most of the people are ok and its always a good place to meet up with friends. It's just the stupid middle-school kids that turn it to crap.
person 1: hey man wanna go to siren in doylestown tonight? i heard common enemy's playin
peron 2: sure man why not! maybe we can kick some yuppie ass while we're at it.
by strongfridges August 29, 2008
 
12.
Doylestown is a small town in PA. Its true that most people who live here are rich, but not everyone is. Yes you can find a drug dealer on some corners and maybe the kids go out and get drunk a lot, but kids do that in a lot of towns. Doylestown gets a bad rep because some douchebags have to go out, play ghetto, and try to be cool even though there just rich white kids. Sure, its true my parents gave me a car for my 16th birthday, and maybe it was a BMW, but that doesnt mean im a bad person or live in an awful town. Doylestown is a great place, its has lots of shops, is a very caring community with lots of nice people, and is the hub for the 2nd best school district in PA. Lots of people may be rich but that happens when a community is surrounded by the summer estates of rich New Yorkers. Doylestown is a great place, and its has its problems like and other town its size.
Doylestown is a lovely place to live if you can afford the expense
by cblacrosse66 August 04, 2008
 
13.
One of the nicest towns to raise kids. Most of the so-called "spoiled children" of Dtown are being raised by stay-at-home mothers who are former professionals in medicine, law, business, etc. We have a community with much to offer families and kids of all ages in terms of culture, education and social activities. We have wonderful museums, parks programs, swimming clubs, sports leagues, lakes, rivers, playgrounds and cultural events. Kids who grow up here have a charmed life in a good sense. Don't let the few bad apples spoil the picture. Where else can you find a 20-million dollar state of the art Mercedes-Benz dealership, a few hundred feet from a well-hidden K-mart and dollar store? BTW, the castle-like opulent, Mercedes dealer has a fiber-glass mule dressed as a construction worker parked outside the front entrance. Too cool!
let's go to First Friday, hear the bands at Star Park.
love the Doylestown Bookshop
Kids love the Japanese, "Iron chef"-style cooking at OOKA's
Kids Castle
Mercer Museum
Fanny Chapman swim club
by lulu4 August 08, 2006
 
14.
Um, we do have the best public schools actually. And this town IS a really good place to grow up in. Nobody can deny that. It's a nice, plesant place... everybody knows everybody, people are cool and friendly, and we have an awesome town area to hang out in, walk around, and shop. (with exceptionally good shops --for ex: BCDG, Chealsea, Something Else, Shop 65, If The Shoe Fits, The Gap, Starbucks, D-Town Bookstore, Nuts Plus, Philly Pretzles, Bagel Barrel, Steak and Hogie, Nat's, Quizno's, and much much more. )

ps.. not everybody is rich around here.. we do have upperclass, middleclass, and lowerclass -- a full range of wealthyness.

So, if your anit-Doylestown.... have you ever even been here to see what its like? Or are you just pulling shit out of your ass to sound funny?
D-Town is sweeeeet place to live. So don't sterio-type it!
by I Live In D-Town March 09, 2005