Time ranging from 5 min to 4 hours
Im just down the road im 5 mins away
(he's doing a Den Dog Downer)
by SLeepytoilet July 20, 2021
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When some chick is downs as fuck but doesn't look like it.
Dude, I totally fucked that chick last night!

You crazy bro, she was a total Eskimo downer. You're sick.
by Gympo January 19, 2020
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A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.
Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Michael Han-Downer.
by Jbhomie October 28, 2020
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A person who regularly eats two KFC Double-Down chicken sandwiches in a single sitting rather than eating just one.
Look at that fat bitch! I bet she's a double-double-downer!
by suoivun April 22, 2010
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A person who takes down posters. Mostly shobe posters.
poster taker downer is ree
by mlemingshobe November 7, 2019
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a cockblock, so unattractive it makes your penis want to recede into your body like a vagina. In other words just fucking ugly
I was looking for some hot bitches in the club the other day, but to my displeasure saw the dickie-downer sitting in the corner and made my pee pee collapse into itself.
by claffard727 August 6, 2010
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The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.
What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one
by TheGreatJC March 5, 2012
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