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2 definitions by claffard727

 
1.
a cockblock, so unattractive it makes your penis want to recede into your body like a vagina. In other words just fucking ugly
I was looking for some hot bitches in the club the other day, but to my displeasure saw the dickie-downer sitting in the corner and made my pee pee collapse into itself.
by claffard727 August 05, 2010
 
2.
If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.
Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.

Whoa bro what tha fuk??

Ooohh, he told me ha

Touche

Toosh

Indeed

Mmmmmm....
by claffard727 August 06, 2010