A dover housewife's biggest concern is whether to take the BMW or the Mercedes to the country club for lunch.
by JCirizzle September 27, 2007
A town full of many cliques. Most are from rich white families, though not all. And just like every other town some kids have it easier than others. Though I would have to say one must be very ignorant to believe that all of them have an easy life. They have a very good educational system, with many smart people in the town. It is a town in which one could find pot heads, coke head, and many other heads. It is a very liberal town, with a very accepting community. Though some are ignorant misinformed brats; others are very educated, informed, with high moral values. And just because your jealous is no reason to misuse the name of our town. Each family in this town has their ups and downs just as everyone else, many believe us to be stuck up brats. I suggest looking at yourself before you influence others to be prejudice for no reason. After all where you live does not define you.
look in the mirror... Dover, Ma
by Pen Pal March 2, 2009
Two towns somewhere in Massachusetts that has mostly rich, liberal, white families. it could basically the same town considering they both have a population under 8,000 and share the same middle and high school. Which happen to be the best public school in the state.
Up until the age of 10 kids are left with foreign nannies while their parents get drunk and make out at the country club. Most of the boys figure out they’re gay in middle school but just play lax to make it seem like they’re not. While the girls develop a shared love for white sneakers, vineyard vines, soul cycle, and pur vida. And by high school every kid has been consumed by too much hw and drugs to make it through. And some way 99.8% of them go to college, at least half Ivy League.
Up until the age of 10 kids are left with foreign nannies while their parents get drunk and make out at the country club. Most of the boys figure out they’re gay in middle school but just play lax to make it seem like they’re not. While the girls develop a shared love for white sneakers, vineyard vines, soul cycle, and pur vida. And by high school every kid has been consumed by too much hw and drugs to make it through. And some way 99.8% of them go to college, at least half Ivy League.
Guy: just won my Dover-Sherborn lax game bro wanna go chill at the clubhouse?
Guy: sure man but I gotta finish with my collage tutor first though
Guy: sure man but I gotta finish with my collage tutor first though
by asmrwiiiiig December 11, 2018
"Hello, I'm looking for a man whose last name is Dover, first name Ben."
"Just one second... Hey, is there a Ben Dover here? Hey, Ben Dover!"
"With pleasure, lunchmeat!"
"Ahhhh!"
"Hahahahah"
"Listen here, you punk. If I ever find out where you live, you are going to have a belly full of rusty knives."
"Just one second... Hey, is there a Ben Dover here? Hey, Ben Dover!"
"With pleasure, lunchmeat!"
"Ahhhh!"
"Hahahahah"
"Listen here, you punk. If I ever find out where you live, you are going to have a belly full of rusty knives."
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
Ben Dover - a middle/ old aged Gonzo pornographer who looks like the kind of guy you'd get round to tune your sky dish, or alternatively, like the benevolent old codger who used to hang around your schoolgates in an old trenchcoat offering Wherther's originals to schoolkids until outed by the "Sun" newspaper and beaten half to death by a horde of chavs. Also a religious figure in the Turkish village of Turkmenkbabflapparappa, population 2 men, 1 crone, 234 goats and 556,783.5 effigies of Ben Dover in various sexual positions.
Main features and defining characteristicas of Ben Dover are 1) Chemically damaged mullet, which recedes in a perfect straight line across the middle of his head.
2) Larger than average penis, which looks like a toadstool when erect and, as Ben is the cameraman in his own films, is usually viewed rather shakily (due to his state of arousal) from above entering a middle aged woman's mouth in an A-Road lay by near Kettering, framed by a pair of pointy cowboy boots, Ben's favoured footwear. 3) Obsession with sticking his finger up an assortment of victims' booty holes, to an accompaniment of hissing sexual noises akin to a feeding frenzy when a rotting goat carcass is thrown to a pack of Komodo dragons and frantic masturbation of the "toadstool".
Main features and defining characteristicas of Ben Dover are 1) Chemically damaged mullet, which recedes in a perfect straight line across the middle of his head.
2) Larger than average penis, which looks like a toadstool when erect and, as Ben is the cameraman in his own films, is usually viewed rather shakily (due to his state of arousal) from above entering a middle aged woman's mouth in an A-Road lay by near Kettering, framed by a pair of pointy cowboy boots, Ben's favoured footwear. 3) Obsession with sticking his finger up an assortment of victims' booty holes, to an accompaniment of hissing sexual noises akin to a feeding frenzy when a rotting goat carcass is thrown to a pack of Komodo dragons and frantic masturbation of the "toadstool".
by Turku Bentu July 3, 2006
1. Ben Dover is a homeless man who lives on the streets
2. A Sexy Kahoot Name
3. A homie who lets you practice for your girl
2. A Sexy Kahoot Name
3. A homie who lets you practice for your girl
by ShinyDuck21 December 9, 2021
a prep school in dover, good on a friday night.
the eight bells, the key store, the smoking area and the best kebab are a few places you can find the students. the nicest place in the world. the smoking area has changed a lot but there are still the original ones, behind the sports hall. round by the public toilets at town leave. the kent block steps. behind ict and of course by the river in town. god bless you d.c.
the eight bells, the key store, the smoking area and the best kebab are a few places you can find the students. the nicest place in the world. the smoking area has changed a lot but there are still the original ones, behind the sports hall. round by the public toilets at town leave. the kent block steps. behind ict and of course by the river in town. god bless you d.c.
by helen tressider June 29, 2008