Mid-day Dove

A mid-day dove person is neither a night owl or an early bird. This person is at their most active point between the hours of 3pm to 6pm... if lucky, maybe 7.

Charlie: Hey, it's 9am let's go for breakfast!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)

Charlie: Hey, it's too late for lunch and too early for dinner but do you want to grab a bite anyway?

Brandy: SURE!
Charlie: Wow, you're such a mid-day dove.

Charlie: Hey, let's go out to a bar tonight!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)

by P3PIPER November 2, 2018

I dove you

Means that Halle loves Jacob more

I dove you

by hj69 March 27, 2021

Dove sunset

A great looking Male with an extreme talent, heroism, ambition.

Damn he is a Dove Sunset.

by Tulieo July 3, 2018

Dove-tailing

The act of two men smashing their genitals together. Much like two women scissoring.

Tom and Erik enjoy Dove-tailing.

by Codeword505 September 6, 2021

dove squatting

When you buy so much dove body wash that you have filled your primary residence, and your only option in is to rent the neighbouring house and default on it.

There was a sexy party going on at number 13, but we knew the tenants were dove squatting. We sent Jonny in, and he confirmed it was everywhere.

by B-double-D April 24, 2020

Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

by Kriskiki April 8, 2023

Dove Bar

The feces-coated penis of a Caucasian male.

After plowing Jennifer's ass for a good ten minutes, Jimmy offered her steaming-fresh Dove Bar.

by MTroadtripper September 14, 2011