Dousche Nozzle

Dirtier than a dousche bag, a low life, a piece of shit useless person, scumbag.

That bitch Sherrill is a fuckin dirty dousche nozzle, she aint good for shit.

by Bernardo Mannie Barba October 20, 2007

dousche-a-loose

A dousche-bag allowed to run amuck

An unrestrained Dousche

James: Hey John, who is that dude running around slapping all those chicks asses?


John: It looks like we have a dousche-a-loose on our hands.

by USMCSGT July 20, 2008

Courtesy Dousche

Some women put men in the aweful position of having to hold their breath during sexual intercourse simply because of their poor femanin hygien (see the term stinkfish . In such cases, it should be the male role of requesting that a Courtesy Dousche is performed by the female.

Damn girl! Your pussy stinks, how about a courtesy dousche???

by CballznHoney July 11, 2008

dousched-upon

experiencing the phenomenon of dousche behavior, comments and overall dousche-ness from another person

Working in restaurant I observe many instances where I am dousched-upon, such as needy guests having the audacity to not tip me.

by daisyflower February 3, 2013

Dousche Quief

Dousche Quief: A dousche bag whos so stupid and nasty he can be a quief at the same time hence the word Douschequief

Tyler Seymour is a DouscheQuief

by Mhs Student October 7, 2004

Dousche-Bagette

a person typically of small stature who is obnoxiously obnoxious

Man, that midget is a large Dousche-Bagette

by mucho juan March 2, 2006

dousch bag

A stupid dumb probably gay person who doesnt do what you want them to do and is annoying sometimes

Carl you dousch bag get those cheetos now! i wont tell you again!

by yoman June 1, 2006