douchepine 

(doosha-pahyn)
A douchebag who applies excessive amounts of gel in order to spike his hair.

Matt thought that spiking his hair would give him a better chance of picking up ladies at the party, but he ended up looking like a douchepine.

douchepine by themilkmantrink August 7, 2011

Douchenetic 

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.

"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."

Douchenetic by DanoNYC January 13, 2010

Doucheneck 

Doucheneck is an extra low cut V neck t-shirt that is worn by a guy who wears it in a derisive, sarcastic manner with attitude directed at everyone. It can accompany skinny jeans, scene style, or general metrosexuality.

"That guy in the doucheneck just spilled his drink on my friend without apologizing."

Doucheneck by Jspaz October 4, 2009

Doucheness 

The art of being a major douchebag.

The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.

Doucheness by WMS August 12, 2006

Doucheness 

Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.

John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.

Doucheness by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

douchepick 

A douchebag who doesn't know he's a douchebag.

Why the fuck doesn't that guy see his problem? What a douchepick!

douchepick by OSUrulz August 20, 2007

doucherie 

act committed by a douche bag

did you see that guy just cut me off?!

yea, he committed a doucherie

doucherie by sunshine2010 February 4, 2010