Douchefus 

someone who is simultaneously a dufus and a douche bag. This type of person tends to be stupid, poor decision makers, usually drunk, yet overly cocky, insincere, conceited, often lacking talent, intelligence or skill. Some are trust fund babies, brags about having money, possessions yet did nothing to acquire the wealth they have

a stupid jerk

The drunk frat boy was such a douchefus when he screwed his best friends girlfriend.

Douchefus by RazMutant April 10, 2009

Douchefus 

A combination of Douch And Doofus.

What's wrong with that guy? He's a douchefus, man.

Douchefus by eriuqsnahtan June 23, 2011

douchefad 

A fad that someone gets caught up in that ultimately makes them look like a douchebag. Some examples are: The faux hawk, popping collars on a polo shirt, getting a tramp stamp, spray on tans or wearing Ed Hardy clothing.

Friend #1: Did you see that Larry grew a 70's pornstache?

Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.

Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.

douchefad by Larry Tiita March 25, 2011

Douchecuntary 

Someone who's a such a douchebag and a cunt that it's complete douchecuntary.

"Hey that guy over there is a such a douchebag fucking twat knobhead cunt."

"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."

Douchecuntary by BigdickLJ February 12, 2021

douchebug

A particularly annoying bug. The bug equivalent of a human douchebag.

"I've been trying to catch that fly for three days. The douchebug's going to have to die soon!"

douchebug by RedSquirrelPssht April 5, 2010

douchelusional 

a delusional douchebag who is very narcissitic, rude, lame, tired, and foul, ie. Kanye West

Kanye West is the most douchelusional performer on the planet!

douchelusional by Ez2517 September 14, 2009

doucheassery

an act or acts of jackassery committed by completely douchey people

Tom is up to his usual doucheassery by wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and claiming to be a UFC fan

doucheassery by pendergastastic September 6, 2010