Often a replacement for salt cake. Douche cake is created in the flats of Lexington, NC. Made and strip mined by a self righteous midget and his family.
Why don't you get your sorry ass in the fields and mine my douche cake midget.
#douche #douch #cake #douchcake #choch
by jdubya April 02, 2008
Top Definition
A subsiquent amount of douche (most likely from more than one person) which is piled together in a way that it looks as if it is a cake made of douche. It also is used as a negative way of "dissing" another chum pal or even a way to pick on someone. It is closely related to the words faggot and fag
Examples:
1)Dude you are as disgusting as that douchecake.
2) Johnny is such a douchecake
#douche #douchebag #dushe #douche cake #douche-cake #fag #faggot
by topha March 28, 2006
A douche bag that is also a beef cake. It is socially acceptable to dislike them for no reason.
Person A - "wow, that guys wearing lots of cologne"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"
#douche #beef cake #mofo #ufc #toto ortiz #douche bag
by DorkisWeiner December 14, 2009
One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.
Your such a douche cake
by Sean Wynne February 28, 2005
A person who is being a complete idiot. One who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable
Frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake
#douchebag #moron #idiot #retard #dummy
by jmartizzle April 09, 2007
1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.
A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.
#tiger woods #bono #douchebag #mel gibson #urinal cake
by chinrest October 20, 2011
An entity that is so full of the quintessential essence of a douche that if the following recipe were followed:
"Mix 1 part cake mix, 2 eggs, 2 parts and 70 parts douche. Put in the oven for 35 minutes at 500 degrees, stirring halfway."
The previously mentiones entity would be yeilded by the oven.
Rave is such a douche cake for shutting the server down for a stupid forum game.
by [Irregular Hunter Dragoon] March 06, 2005
An insult used to describe an idiot who smells like a used douche and a rotten cake. Put those together and you have a douchecake.
That jeffery kid in my french class with the flouride deficiency is a bigger douchecake than the caveman in my science class
#douche #stanker #pt #smelly #ass marshal
by Asks 1 October 17, 2005
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