Douche Tower

Douche Tower refers to any and all douchey bastards who write far to specific definitions for any derivative of the word douche. For example douche nugget, douche nozzle, douchetard, etc.

The douche tower who wrote the definition for douche waffle is a total douche melon.

Douche Tower by Cap'n Toehead September 19, 2007

douche towel 

1 A person who is lame or sucks. 2 a towel used for ,drying a vagina after doucheing.

"Why is Joey being a douche towel"?

What a douche towel.

I wonder if thats Katys douche towel?

douche towel by mongloid sterngth June 4, 2009

douche-towel 

man in fruity banana undies found typically in dumpsters soaking his balls in gravy

WOW Tony you're such a douche-towel

Faggot, douche-towel butthole

douche-towel by FlossyMango - My xbox gamer April 7, 2009

Douchepower 

Like visual horsepower but douchier.

Jimmy: hey man did you see the size of the stacks on Scott's truck? They're huge!

Dale: yeah man! Î bet they add at least 50 douchepower to that Duramax

Douchepower by btjohnson June 30, 2014