Kanye West post VMA awards, after dissing Taylor Swift, has become the definition of douche
That douche interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douche!!
A person named Dmitri who leaves a 7 minute phone message on Olga's answering machine and says phrases like,"Here's how this is going to play out," and "Belive it or not, I am a real catch," and, "I am great in bed and I make lots of money." He will try to convince you that your friends are jealous that he spoke to you first, he will also tell you that his hair gel makes him look like a movie star. See also Asshat.
When Olga got home and pushed play on her answering machine, all she could hear was the sound of a douche.
A French douche bag.
"Hahaha you are such a punk douché Pierre."
"Vont te tuer! Arrêtez de me taquiner à cause de mon héritage français!"
"Hahaha wut? See that is what I mean you are such a douché."
"Est-ce là le seul mot que vous savez comment dire, connard?!"
"Just shut up and eat your lunch, Pierre."
A variation of the well known word in pop culture "touché". While "touché" is used in popular culture and general conversation — for example, in an argument or debate — to congratulate someone on a clever response to an argument, "douché" is used when the person you're arguing with or debating thinks they made a meaningful and clever response, but they really just said something that made them sound like a douchebag and didn't bolster their position at all.
Douchebag: Something else (where 'something else' just makes them sound like a douchebag)
You: Ah... douché!
The second stage of being a dick between asshole and jerk
Sydney Smith is a douche
A portmanteau of "touché" and "douche." When a person delivers a clever and cutting remark in response to another person's argument, the latter may respond with "Douché!" as acknowledgment of a good yet decidedly douchey response.
Dean: Where did I go wrong? How is my own brother drinking demon blood without me noticing?
Sam: Maybe if you stopped crying at every scenic road, you'd have noticed.
Dean: ... Douché.
someone who wears white sunglasses
Jeff is wearing his white sunglasses again. What a douche.