A condition where someone is completely rude, mean, or inapropriate. Often, this person is a long-term douche, but there are rare cases where someone can be a first time douche. Being a douche is sometimes concidered appropriate when the person who is getting the douche treatment is, in fact, a douche. Some douches do not realize they are a douche and then it is appropriate to tell them. You can tell them either "Dude, you are such a douche right now!" or "That was a douche move"
Guy - "Damn! You're a FAT ASS!!"

Girl - "Wow, you're a douche!"
by Reallyfrickenawesome May 24, 2010
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Dude did you see the vmas?? No man i heard that taylor swift got interupted by a douche though. Did you hear what happened to Rhianna? Yeah man, she got hit by that douche right?
by IHit69Fences January 26, 2010
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Someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't. But this in and of itself doesn't make a douchebag. Someone could think they're cool when they're not and just simply be a harmless dork. No, a douche is someone who has this characteristic coupled with the characteristic of also being a smug, arrogant asshole. They are usually kinda dumb as well. Basically, not only are they not cool, they're anti-cool -- yet they ironically think they're the coolest guy in the building.
Look at Jerry with his sunglasses on indoors. What a douche.
by Fuckhead#1 August 21, 2022
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(doo-shhh):Someone who does something to make themselves look cooler in front of large crowds. Often appear at swim meets, and walk around as if they are god on Earth. The biggest douches are the douches who call out other douches.
"You know you're a douche when you shave a T into your chest.'
by EmVerKen April 15, 2011
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French word for shower. Unfortunately, people think it means "extremely arrogant guy".
Maman, je m'en vais prendre une douche! Je vais te rejoindre après, ok?
by ImNotFrench666 March 1, 2017
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