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Someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't. But this in and of itself doesn't make a douchebag. Someone could think they're cool when they're not and just simply be a harmless dork. No, a douche is someone who has this characteristic coupled with the characteristic of also being a smug, arrogant asshole. They are usually kinda dumb as well. Basically, not only are they not cool, they're anti-cool -- yet they ironically think they're the coolest guy in the building.
Look at Jerry with his sunglasses on indoors. What a douche.
by Fuckhead#1 August 21, 2022
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A very skrange lad. Known for his strides in the "Butt Cheeks Matter" movement. Also known for his many varieties of flatulence; many of who he canned and sold on Fecalalian black market, in order to fund his activism.

As a known fecalphiliac and an avid Butt-hunter, he was considered too weird to live amongst us, and thus was soon expelled off of the fecalalian peninsula in 1982, after his many rackets were discovered by authorities.

No one knows for sure where he resides to this day, but some believe he made his home in the sewers of the lost city Atlanus.
by Fuckhead#1 August 27, 2022
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A very skrange lad. Known for his strides in the "Butt Cheeks Matter" movement. Also known for his many varieties of flatulence; many of which he canned and sold on the Fecalalian black market, in order to fund his activism.

As a known fecalphiliac and an avid Butt-hunter, he was considered too weird to live amongst us, and thus was soon expelled off of the fecalalian peninsula in 1982, after his many rackets were discovered by authorities.

No one knows for sure where he resides to this day, but some believe he made his home in the sewers of the lost city Atlanus.
by Fuckhead#1 August 27, 2022
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Its historically short for "Simpleton." Ironically, its now used by bandwagon-hopping Simpletons that regurgitate what some dumb ass rapper thought it meant at the time (because he wasn't too bright i.e. he was a simpleton).

Now, for some reason, it refers to a person who is overly desperate towards a certain woman. Probably because Simp rhymes with Pimp and the Simpleton who got this trend started needed a word that rhymed with a pimp that is the opposite of a pimp. Kinda funny and ironic when you think about it
Mumble-Rap loving Simpleton: "Lil Baby Boi just dropped his new single: 'I'm a Real Pimp, N*gga!'"

Someone who has working Ear drums: "What a Simp."
by Fuckhead#1 March 6, 2022
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A Melded mixture of death growls, false vocal / vocal fry screams, bee-boxing, scatting, and only what can be described as deranged humming. Invented and popularized by Jonathan Davis of the band Korn. Korn has many examples of of the Demon-Scat, but perhaps the most notable examples are from songs like "Twist," "Ball Tongue," "BBK," and of course, "Freak on a Leash."
Me: "Uh-oh. Here comes Jonathan Demon-Scatting again!"

Jonathan: "Boom! Dup buh Boom! Damah eemah! Da-Boom dup buh doom ahmah deemah oh! Boom Doo dup buh boom dahmah deemah! Da Boom dup buh boom dup ah LET IT GO!"
by Fuckhead#1 February 6, 2023
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