dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
by Techtonix March 28, 2016
To act as a douche bag would (i.e. in a manner consistent with douchebaggery). Used interchangeably with "do shit".
Moron: That douche bag is still wearing his pyjamas but he had time to style his 3 foot faux-hawk and apply 3 coats of fake tan.
You: Why do people douche-it like that?
You: Why do people douche-it like that?
by ChaKyle January 28, 2009
doo-shay
A term of endearment. Used to describe a person who has douche qualities but presents a valid point.
The accent on the e in Douch
A term of endearment. Used to describe a person who has douche qualities but presents a valid point.
The accent on the e in Douch
Person 1: I think everybody should be allowed one free punch to stupid kids. But you have to use it wisely.
Person 2: Ahh Douch
Person 2: Ahh Douch
by The Almighty WaH September 4, 2010
1. Anybody associated with "369", Attica or Le Noir
ie. Cassh, Lionel, Roger Pho, Roger Sung, Lenny
2. Someone who crashes their brand new Lamborgini LP 640
ie. Elroy
ie. Cassh, Lionel, Roger Pho, Roger Sung, Lenny
2. Someone who crashes their brand new Lamborgini LP 640
ie. Elroy
Cassh = king douche
Lionel = queen douche
Roger Pho/Sung = Douche face
Lenny = douche brains
Elroy = douche car
Lionel = queen douche
Roger Pho/Sung = Douche face
Lenny = douche brains
Elroy = douche car
by le bag of the douche't August 21, 2008
The new fad which is similar to planking, owling, or tebowing in the respect that you preform this act while someone takes your picture.
A) To lift up your shirt and show off your stomach while flexing your other free arm no matter what everyone else is doing around you*
* The duck face is not necessary, but is optional. This is only if you wish to be an extreme douche bag.
A) To lift up your shirt and show off your stomach while flexing your other free arm no matter what everyone else is doing around you*
* The duck face is not necessary, but is optional. This is only if you wish to be an extreme douche bag.
John: Hey Tim, whats that dude doing over there?
Tim: Oh he's just Douching, it's one of those new fads. Its kind of like planking but way more stupid.
John: Oh I get it! He's basically acting like the Situation off the Jersey Shore?
Tim: Pretty much....
Tim: Oh he's just Douching, it's one of those new fads. Its kind of like planking but way more stupid.
John: Oh I get it! He's basically acting like the Situation off the Jersey Shore?
Tim: Pretty much....
by #Winning! October 30, 2011
Person 1: Bad News!! I am working this Saturday. I have no idea why but I was convinced the run was on Sunday, apparently it's not anymore!! Sh*t the bed
Person 2: You Douche!
Person 2: You Douche!
by douche-hater1 December 7, 2010