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1. The inablitly to see that a person is a douche bag.

2. The inablity to self-realize doucheyness.
1. "Why is she talking to that collar popper?"

"Mindy? Total douche blindness."

2. "I'm going out with Mindy tonight, Ed Hardy or Tap Out brah?"
by JTHome September 10, 2010
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