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Double Whammy Friday

Double Whammy Friday is an unofficial internet observance that occurs when two unofficial holidays align together.

1) Free Use Friday (falls 11th to 14th of October) depending on year

2) 14th of October

When Free Use Friday happens to fall on the 14th of October (this happens roughly every couple years or so) then two things are fair game.

1) A couple must engage in sex whenever even just one member asks for Sex

2) you text your crush you like them, and if they like you back you must go on a date with them.

Both of these are allowed on Double Whammy Friday. However because of how the calendar works, the day alignment falls only every 5 years or so and thus it does not occur every year.
Friend 1: Bro, apparently this year there is going to be a Double Whammy Friday, because the calendar checks out

Friend 2: Yo bro nice, you should ask your crush out then.
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Double Whammy Friday

Double whammy friday is an unofficial internet holiday / meme that began around 2015 or so.

It happens when two sub-holidays align on the same date, which only happens every several years, not every year. So when it does happen, its a big meme.

1) free use friday: happens 11 to 14 on the days of October, depending on year. it happens on the second friday of october

2) 14th of october

when these align, you have to do both challenges.
Double Whammy Friday is happening this year.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026