A comeback used as a defense by insecure morons when confronted with criticism. Usually something to the like of "Let's see you do better!" or "I'd like to see YOU try!" Everyone's heard it before.
Customer: This food is terrible!
Cook: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense used here
Customer: Fuck off, I can criticize even if I can't do the same!

Animator: This animation is really bad. Why would you make it in MS Paint and Movie Maker?
Fanimator: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense
Animator: Ok. (uploads video)
Fanimator: uhh...crap I'm a moron.

Audiophile: Wow, modern rap is the worst thing ever.
Rap listener: Hey, let's see you rap better! double standard defense
Audiophile: No.
Rap listener: Oh. Ok.
by Kyothine June 18, 2009
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Gets angry when you do one thing, but is aloud to do that exact same thing him/herself
He said I couldn't have any photos of my ex on Facebook, but its OK for him to have pics of his ex ' He's a double standard Doug '
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A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.
Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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When someone expects others to be telepathic,but doesn't expect themself to be telepathic, instead prefering to bask in thetelepathy of others.
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N.)

1.) A person on social media ( usually female) who takes out their anger on the opposite sex by posting the usual "tiny dick" or "men are trash" memes but is the first person in line to call you trash if you do anything remotely close.

2.) A "feminist icon" who spends all day on Facebook, Twitter, Etc, accusing men of sexual objectification and yet she's seen both Magic Mike films on numerous occasions and frequents the local male strip club on a regular basis.
God damn you're such a hypocrite. You spend all day talking about "men being trash" when you were sleeping with a married man. You are the worst kind of double standard Debbie.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.
I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!
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* They want respect yet drag down & change the good in society.
* They want handouts & reparations yet overpopulate.
* They spread their lower standards wherever they go.
I wuz tryin' to figger this nog double standard but all I could comes up wit wuz a mixed bag of facts.
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