52 definitions by major_delmac

How does Robin put up with those Sterno Bums without ripping them a new one in crazy black woman fashion?
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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The reason why more asian women are dating black american men post-obama.
Gong Li: Obama Good Luck Brand!

Dooku: The Great American Turnout has Begun. It may be difficult to secure your release from Manila.
by major_delmac March 29, 2011
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A Strip Club. Location where women actively seek out fat black pimps. Olympic Garden and Crazy Horse II in Las Vegas Nevada qualify as examples.
So I was down at my local Rent-a-Girl last week and picked up a hot young tender. I think she wants to pay me.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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A woman who hears a man that she's romantically interested in use a phrase she doesn't know the meaning of, and instead of accepting the man's guidance on the subject by asking him, she looks it up on Google or another search engine for the meaning. She thus maintains her independence and self esteem and continues her unconscious pursuit of a lonely life.
That black guy has a lot of Google Widows peeping around corners at him.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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Someone who is fresh off the boat(with or without money) to America and doesn't know it's rude to yell 'Wasabe!' from the third row of a basketball game when Yao Ming makes a free throw. Probably says nigger alot in private as well.
America has loads of no class foreigners who steal all the best girls and they aren't even black!
by major_delmac March 12, 2005
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a black guy who gets a lot of Playboy quality poon.
That Marcus, he sure bags the bunnys. They don't even know he's Ruben Studdard's cousin.
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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A hot caucasian girl who is stalking you quietly and seems to show just when you need her like a mystic monkey wrench.
as soon as I ran out of gas on the interstate, that magical white girl showed up and took me back to her place to get me out of my wet clothes.
by major_delmac April 20, 2005
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