9 definitions by Kyothine
A phone, an "iPod", and an "internet communications device"!!!! OH MY GOD! THATS LIKE THREE DEVICES IN ONE!!!
by Kyothine May 30, 2009
A contraction of the words "shut" and "up." Pronounced "Shuh-up!" Usually said by short chubby women or especially bitchy people.
by Kyothine April 22, 2009
A comeback used as a defense by insecure morons when confronted with criticism. Usually something to the like of "Let's see you do better!" or "I'd like to see YOU try!" Everyone's heard it before.
Customer: This food is terrible!
Cook: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense used here
Customer: Fuck off, I can criticize even if I can't do the same!
Animator: This animation is really bad. Why would you make it in MS Paint and Movie Maker?
Fanimator: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense
Animator: Ok. (uploads video)
Fanimator: uhh...crap I'm a moron.
Audiophile: Wow, modern rap is the worst thing ever.
Rap listener: Hey, let's see you rap better! double standard defense
Audiophile: No.
Rap listener: Oh. Ok.
Cook: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense used here
Customer: Fuck off, I can criticize even if I can't do the same!
Animator: This animation is really bad. Why would you make it in MS Paint and Movie Maker?
Fanimator: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense
Animator: Ok. (uploads video)
Fanimator: uhh...crap I'm a moron.
Audiophile: Wow, modern rap is the worst thing ever.
Rap listener: Hey, let's see you rap better! double standard defense
Audiophile: No.
Rap listener: Oh. Ok.
by Kyothine June 18, 2009
A phrase of the idiot vernacular commonly used by 6th graders, unoriginal low-lives, and youtube commenters. It means "the adjective I just used serves as a double entendre, for you see, not only does it apply to this noun, but also to you. BURN!" Other forms include "Like your mom!" "And you're not!" and "I'm an idiot!"
This game is so cool, unlike you!
wow stfu man dis vid is ttly kewl unlike u!!!!
"This video is so brilliant!"
"Yeah, unlike you!"
"...We are no longer friends."
Friend A: Did you check out that movie?
Friend B: Yeah, it was so cool!
Some 6th grader who you don't even know: And you're not!
Friend A: Fuck off.
6th grader: *sobs*
Friend A: Hahaha, that was amazing!
Same 6th grader: Yeah, amazing like the sex I had with your mom last night!!!!!
Friend B: ...
Friend A: ...
6th grader: *runs*
wow stfu man dis vid is ttly kewl unlike u!!!!
"This video is so brilliant!"
"Yeah, unlike you!"
"...We are no longer friends."
Friend A: Did you check out that movie?
Friend B: Yeah, it was so cool!
Some 6th grader who you don't even know: And you're not!
Friend A: Fuck off.
6th grader: *sobs*
Friend A: Hahaha, that was amazing!
Same 6th grader: Yeah, amazing like the sex I had with your mom last night!!!!!
Friend B: ...
Friend A: ...
6th grader: *runs*
by Kyothine May 29, 2009
Commonly used on internet forums, "shit sucks" is short for "This shit fucking sucks", meaning "This situation is horrible."
I got run over by a car. Shit sucks.
I got the flu the day before graduation. Shit sucks.
My girlfriend dumped me after I bought her an expensive gift. Shit sucks.
I realized that I was wearing only my underwear at the interview. Needless to say, shit sucks.
I got the flu the day before graduation. Shit sucks.
My girlfriend dumped me after I bought her an expensive gift. Shit sucks.
I realized that I was wearing only my underwear at the interview. Needless to say, shit sucks.
by Kyothine June 9, 2009
An objective speaker of the truth. They are commonly seen as low-lifes due to the negative image painted of them by haters. In actuality, most critics are intellectual underdogs.
Artist: Well?
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Artisti: Hmm, you have a point.
Snobby Artist: Well?
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Snobby Artist: Oh, as if YOU could do better. Pshaw. I'm gonna go drink tea and listen to Beethoven with my friends. Ta-ta!
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Artisti: Hmm, you have a point.
Snobby Artist: Well?
Critic: It's pretty good, though your proportion is slightly off.
Snobby Artist: Oh, as if YOU could do better. Pshaw. I'm gonna go drink tea and listen to Beethoven with my friends. Ta-ta!
by Kyothine December 19, 2009
1. A noodle dish of Asian origin, served with salty broth, meat, and other stuff.
3. A slang word for instant noodles, said usually by weeaboos who have no idea what they're talking about.
3. A slang word for instant noodles, said usually by weeaboos who have no idea what they're talking about.
1. This ramen is pretty good. I like how they stretch a single block of dough before boiling it and adding the meat.
2. KAWAII!!! THIS RAMEN SO DELICIOUS!!! INSTANT NOODARU!!!
2. KAWAII!!! THIS RAMEN SO DELICIOUS!!! INSTANT NOODARU!!!
by Kyothine May 28, 2009