THIS IS THE REAL DEFINITION BTW!
The act of terminating a relationship preceded by defecating upon them.
The act of terminating a relationship preceded by defecating upon them.
The United State of America will pay a handsome sum for Justin Bieber to double dump Paige Conway of North Korea.
by Oooperation pegasus March 23, 2014
A double dump is when one takes a shit, wipes then flushes and whilest washing their hands gets a clogged up feeling in ones anus and then realises they have not yet finished taking a shit, and has to get back on the bog and finish the job.
Two girl's standing by sink in public toilet.
One girl says to the other...
"yo girl i just did a double dump"
"OOoo that nasty! i hope you washed your shity hands" replies the girl.
One girl says to the other...
"yo girl i just did a double dump"
"OOoo that nasty! i hope you washed your shity hands" replies the girl.
by moolphir cockhand April 15, 2009
To eat two ecstacy pills at once or in quick succession to get double the usual hit when both kick in at the same time.
I only dumped one last night at the club but Fred double dumped and he was wasted on the couch for ages.
by Mr Billo January 27, 2006
John and Jim had to take a dump, but there was only one toliet so they preformed the double dump. Jim got shit splatter all over johns junk.
by GFKTower December 1, 2008
taking two shits in immediate succession of each other. taking yet another shit when you've just finished a shit. happens especially after a night of heavy drinking, when you've just finished a serious beer shit, the ass juice isn't yet evaporated, you're getting off the crapper and you realize you have to go again. can be used as verb or noun.
fuck me i got so locked last night at paddy's stag, i had to double dump this morning.
dude, it's been half an hour and still smells. that must have been some serious double dump you did.
dude, it's been half an hour and still smells. that must have been some serious double dump you did.
by pintofharp September 22, 2011
When you take a dump in a public restroom only to find out your stall is out of toilet paper and have to switch stalls to one that does
by TXHeat July 13, 2013
Road crews often transport gravel and asphalt by double dump to save on fuel and to pay only one driver instead of two.
by Nutjob R/T October 6, 2009