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Dostať Fončordu 

When someone srews you over

Mainly used in Slovakia

Fončorda is a part of town in middle of Slovakia Called Banská Bystrica in this part of the city people are really mean and known to steal and screw people over
"Kámo som si zriešil za dvacík od Kubinu a kokot mi dal iba 1,2G toto je najlahšie ako Dostať Fončordu"
"Bro I bought for 20€ and the plug only gave me 1,2G this is the easiest way how to experience Fončordu"
Dostať Fončordu by SprostýKokot October 11, 2019
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Dossalin 

Word meaning "boner", or "erection". Discovered in
Sean-a-Paul's song "Like Glue", where he seems to say
"Semi-Dossalin" in the beginning lines, though no one will really know what he's saying. Semi-Dossalin would obviously be defined as a half-erection.
"Wow that girl's really hot"
"Yeah I just got a dossalin"
Dossalin by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008
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Refers to a dude that is confusing other people, but he is confusing to himself even more.
A guy whose name sounds Russian, looks Indian, but is neither. He also gets a lot of chicks but doesn't get laid. And for every one of those he is sure she is "The One".
"Maan, I'm in love. I think she's the One."
"Dude, that's the fifth time you found your soulmate this month. You're such a Dostav!"
Dostav by krelac July 29, 2009
A mental state of mind of being able to live free and create their own reality after accepting Jesus Christ
Thank God for Jesus Christ I am going to dortal today.
dortal by Christ Follower May 3, 2013

doscalator 

A term referring to an escalator that travels in the down direction. Can be used to remove ambiguity at the shopping mall. The opposite of uscalator.
That damn lady at customer service told me that the bathrooms were upstairs, but they aren't. Now I need to find the doscalator before I shit myself again.
doscalator by Big Tilly October 6, 2006
synonym for testicles, balls, nuts, family jewels
I kicked him in the dontals.
dontal by Robin C. January 12, 2008

Dustalow 

Like the dust bunny a Dustalow is a clump of dust, hair, fur, fluff(etc.) that tends to accumulate in indoor areas that tend to have little traffic or disturbances. However, Dustalows are significantly Larger versions of dust bunnies.
Damn dude, we need a few supplies to clean this place up. Those aren't even dust bunnies anymore, they've evolved... Those are Dustalows!!!
Dustalow by chronic.cat March 14, 2020