Doorknoby 

Adj. Contractive simplification used to define characters that are classified as dumb as a doorknob.

"Vanessa is really hot man, but she's kinda doorknoby!"

Doorknoby by Cremaster Akioro December 9, 2008

a doorknob dicker 

A Dick everyone gets a turn with.

Ben Dover was such a Doorknob dicker last year.

a doorknob dicker by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

doorknob confession 

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.

As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.

doorknob confession by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011

slick as snot on a doorknob 

Very slick indeed.
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass

Impressed Socialite #1:"I say, did you see how William butt-fucked that bunny-rabbit without soiling his cummerbund or spilling his green tea?
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."

slick as snot on a doorknob by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006

sock on the doorknob 

Tying a sock on a doorknob to signify to others that you are inside the room having sex. You do this as an international sign to say: do not enter. If you do, you will regret it and I will be embarrassed.
Sometimes called a doorsock

My roommate saw the sock on the doorknob, so they knew I was in there having fun with my partner.

sock on the doorknob by Strongly Opinionated Erin January 13, 2018

Doorknob horny 

This is when someone is so horny they will do it with a Doorknob!

Wonda Wonderpig was so Doorknob horny, the whole building had to be disinfected!

Doorknob horny by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

doorknob question 

Those are the dreaded words that doctors hear as they place their hands on the doorknob to leave the treatment room at what they think is the end of the patient encounter. The patient then tells the real reason that they scheduled their visit. This phenomenon frequently is the culprit that disrupts the doctor's schedule for the rest of the day.

Kayla turns back for what doctors know as the "doorknob question", or the embarrassing symptom turnaround.

doorknob question by bobene November 14, 2011