Door Handling

Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.

Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...

Door Handling by Motherfucker993 February 11, 2014

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Doorhandling

When your dick contorts itself into a 90° angle shaped like a door handle

Oh shit! My dick is doorhandling!

Doorhandling by Leo_isadog August 19, 2023

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Doorhandleing

When you must grab a guys dick to get into a room. It could etheir get you sent to jail or into the club you've aways wanted to be in.

"The club has strict security, I had to resort to doorhandleing the bouncer's dick"

Doorhandleing by anonymous August 7, 2022

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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