Doodle monger 

A person who breeds or specialises in the selling and/or supply of excessive cock in a certain area. Could be compared to a fish monger.

"Hey baby...so, how about you and me?"
"You, dear sir, are a doodle monger"

Doodle monger by decoy roadie November 3, 2003

doodledonger 

A large english mans penis

My pal Rosie has a doodledonger

doodledonger by bobbyboyjonesy November 18, 2019