1. An abnormaly large penis.
2. Derogatory word - used as a adjective.
1. "Damn! That guy has a fuckin' donkey dick!!!"

2. "Man that show was donkey dick"
by Danno April 1, 2005
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A dick that is extremly floppy and long, often has trouble getting erect and may need to use viagra. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours after taking the viarga pill, you need to seek major medical attetion
Dude, you have a "donkey dick"
by Mic August 5, 2004
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a penis large enough to could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some shylock's face
"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"
by Gnome November 21, 2005
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When one specifically women look like they have been in a donkey show.
Travis was going to have sex with that chick last night but when he saw her snatch it looked like she had been donkey dicked.
by bngermin July 28, 2010
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a term used to describe the sexual organs of an impressive male.

also, a sourthern english dialect for the common household carrot .
wow, he really is a donkey dick!

and

cor, no wonder this soup tastes so good, its full of donkey dick!
by andyt December 8, 2005
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Army slang c. 1970s. A flashlight with a long, semiconical red illuminated extension for use after dark to direct traffic without violating light safety restrictions (because red light doesn't travel as far as white or other colors). Named because of its ostensible resemblance to an extended, erect, unsheathed donkey penis.
The MP's directed traffic around the wreck with donkey dicks.
by ForbesK April 12, 2006
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Naval Term. - (1) The nozzle of an inline proportioner in a firefighting hose line for AFFF. (2) The inflated tube that holds up the center of the roof of a lifeboat. (3) The protruding sensor boom of the MAD gear aboard the P-2 Neptune and P-3 Orion. Note: this term is also used for literally dozens of other objects in the naval service.
Hand me that donkey dick over there!
by Atomic Johnny March 31, 2005
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