A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.
Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!
by TGW75 September 7, 2010
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One who says "Shut the fuck up" quite often. Also hates the word "Imagine".
Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"
Alex: "Quit being such a Xif-Donks"
Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"
by WalterTechTips May 19, 2020
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One who says "Shut the fuck up" quite frequently. Also hates the word "Imagine".
Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"
Alex: "Quit being such a Xif-Donks"
Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"
by WalterTechTips May 19, 2020
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When you see a cutie with a booty that you wanna bump donks with; also a new fetish (or kink) where two or more people consecutively bump donks for like 20 minutes to get off.
Sentence 1: "Hey momma wanna bump donks tonight?"
Sentence 2: "My butt is sore from bumping donks with Chantelle last night, she's really good at bumping donks."
by Dont.Ask.Again cx May 23, 2018
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A term meaning 'a lot of'
Person 1: I’m ready to get drunk this weekend
Person 2: yes buddy let’s get a mega donk of beers
by Thicc_Papi February 19, 2021
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