Dongmonster

1. Someone with a large dong (see penis, dick, cock, johnson, etc.)

2. Someone who is always after dong.

1. Have you seen that guy? He's a total dongmonster!

2. Sylvia really ticks me off. She's such a total dongmonster.

Dongmonster by Spiderfuck69 February 20, 2011

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dongmaster

n The master of the penis. Either one's own, or someone else's.

Dude, I am the freakin' DONGMASTER!

Will you be my dongmaster tonight, honey?

dongmaster by Jimmy James April 10, 2003

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Dongmonster • dongmaster • dongmonger

dongmaster

Clembie, when you master my dong, you are the dongmaster.

dongmaster by Jimmy James April 10, 2003

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dongmonger

1. One who mongs dongs.
2. A person who is known to be an annoyance to a particular group of friends, who secretly dislike said person.
3. Less used insult similiar to "dick-head."

"I wish bob would piss off."
"Yeah, he's a dongmonger."

dongmonger by Krishnan Pedro Gonzalez "The Chief" Iyer May 4, 2008

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drugmonster

Common name for the person who takes the last bong without any group input.

Alex: My turn for a billy?
Will: I just had the last one...
Alex: Your such a F!@#ing Drugmonster...

drugmonster by PullThatBong August 12, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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